As if Oakland, Calif., could not fall deeper into the crapper, retired NFL running back and ‘useful idiot‘ Marshawn Lynch is considering running for the city’s mayoral seat.
How dare you be cruel toward the affable Marshawn Lynch!
Given that Lynch’s only contribution to public life has been running with a football, swearing on live television for laughs, and occasionally appearing with a blunt in his hand, it’s not unreasonable to predict that Lynch would be a terrible mayor. In fact, that might be putting it mildly.
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA – SEPTEMBER 22: Former NFL player Marshawn Lynch is shown on the sideline before a game between the Las Vegas Raiders and the Carolina Panthers at Allegiant Stadium on September 22, 2024 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Steve Marcus/Getty Images)
On his “Politickin'” podcast with California Governor Gavin Newsom — need I say more? — Lynch hinted at the possibility of running for mayor as the current mayor, Sheng Thao, faces an ousting from her role.
GENIUS:
Referencing the movie “Head of State,” Lynch laid out his game plan to fix the crime-infested city. And if you’re curious about the type of leader Lynch could be in office, just listen to him yourself.
“Do you remember